great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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