I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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