when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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