wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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