i need an iv and a liver transplant
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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