you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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