it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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