If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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