OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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