I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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