She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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