Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
