No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
