Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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