u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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