See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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