they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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