i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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