I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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