Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
