either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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