Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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