What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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