Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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