Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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