if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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