I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
