he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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