I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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