The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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