That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Is it penis luge time yet?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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