ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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