The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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