Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
stop calling my apartment porn island.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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