If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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