My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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