I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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