remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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