all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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