Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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