last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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