Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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