if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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