It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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