I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't deserve a penis
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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