i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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