Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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