he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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