I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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