I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
