I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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