How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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