Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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