just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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